FABAIL

I often call Ultra Magnus “Shoulder Magnus” by mistake.

Today I met with my brother’s MTG buddy and he told me that he watched Transformers Prime with his two young daughters

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧ 

has anyone tried Neopetsformers yet

Speaking of my brother

The other day I showed him Octodad, and he said there should be a Transformers version of it where you play as a Quintesson, and you have to try to act as Cybertronian as possible so you don’t raise suspicion that you are actually a Quint

Quintidad

Quick somebody write an AU where shrinking old sparks can be saved by sparkmerging.

This morning I had a strange dream.

In the dream I was cuddling with Swerve (who was shorter than me???), and then we and Raf (in a starry wizard robe) were on an epic D&D adventure together in a cursed castle. Towards the end we set off a trap and a giant zombie started chasing us, we had to hide in a holy circle, but the zombie kept on clawing at us. We were so terrified and Swerve wouldn’t shut up about his quests. Raf somehow flew away and I forgot how Swerve and I got out of the situation. When we went back to our base castle we saw James Roberts sitting on the floor, holding a storytelling seminar for a bunch of people and robots. Then we just walked up to him going “HOLY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE JUST WENT THROUGH” and he just pretended to be impressed and was like “oh really, tell me about it and I will write a book based on that”.

I really don’t understand???????

zdentis:

UNICRON VS. HELLSTAR REMINA 

THE ULTIMATE BATTLE BETWEEN MECHANICAL AND ORGANIC PLANTEATER PLANETS.

WELL FUCK.

I GOT TFP SEASON 1&2 ON BLURAY FOR LESS THAN 50 BUCKS

I’M HAPPY.